Andrew Ardizzoia

Wind Ensemble Picc, 2 fl, ob, bsn, Eb cl, 2 Bb cl, B. cl., al sax, ten sax, bari sax, 2 hn, 2 tpt, 2 tbn, euph, tba, timp, mallet (glk/xylo), sn dr, bass dr, cyms.

Composer's Note:

Bells and Whistles! is the newest march in the most up-to-date style, guaranteed to provide a most pleasurable sensation to both the ears and feet. 

Soothes colic in babies and all complaints of the bowels and lungs in the elderly and infirm. It provides the most satisfactory relief in cases of melancholy, mania, insomnia, and drowsiness.

Endorsed by the most important persons both here and abroad. Unlike other marches, it is exceedingly effective in making weak men strong and strong women weak. It cures without fail ailments of the head, shoulders, knees and toes (knees and toes). 

Formulated for both young and old, it has a most exceedingly pleasant flavour, and repels all manner of miasmas to maintain health and vigour. 

Warning: consult your physician if you experience ear-worm or toe-tapping lasting more than four hours. These claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. 

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